Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Monday, December 10, 2007

How Do You Know You Are A Teacher

1. YOU CAN HEAR 25 VOICES BEHIND YOU AND KNOW EXACTLY WHICH ONE
BELONGS TO THE CHILD OUT OF LINE.
2. YOU GET A THRILL OUT OF LAMINATING SOMETHING.
3. YOU WALK INTO A STORE AND HEAR THE WORDS ' ITS MS/MR.____ AND
KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.
4. YOU HAVE 25 PEOPLE THAT ACCIDENTALLY CALL YOU MOM/DAD AT ONE
TIME OR ANOTHER.
5. YOU CAN EAT A MULTI-COURSE MEAL IN UNDER TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES.
6. YOU'VE TRANED YOURSELF TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AT TWO DISTINCT
TIMES OF THE DAY: LUNCH AND PREP PERIOD.
7. YOU START SAVING OTHER PEOPLE'S TRASH, BECAUSE MOST LIKELY, YOU
CAN USE THAT TOILET PAPER TUBE OR PLASTIC BUTTER TUB FOR
SOMETHING IN THE CLASSROOM
8. YOU BELIEVE THE TEACHERS LOUNGE SHOULD BE EQUIPPED WITH A
MARIGARITA MACHINE.
9. YOU WANT TO SLAP THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS " MUST BE NICE TO
WORK 7 TO 3 AND HAVE SUMMERS OFF.
10. YOU BELIEVE CHOCOLATE IS A FOOD GROUP.
11. YOU CAN TELL IF IT'S A FULL MOON WITHOUT EVER LOOKING OUTSIDE.
12. YOU BELIEVE THAT UNSPEAKABLE EVILS WILL BEFALL YOU IF ANYONE
SAYS " BOY, THE KIDS ARE MELLOW TODAY".
13. YOU FEEL THE URGE TO TALK TO STRANGE CHILDREN AND CORRECT
THEIR BEHAVIOR WHEN YOU ARE OUT IN PUBLIC.
14. YOU BELIEVE IN AERIAL SPRAYING OF RITALIN.
15. YOU THINK CAFFENINE SHOULD BE AVAILABLE IN INTRAVENOUS FORM.
16. YOU SPEND MORE MONEY ON SCHOOL STUFF THAN YOU DO ON YOUR
OWN CHILDREN.
17. YOU CAN'T PASS THE SCHOOL SUPPLY AISLE WITHOUT GETTING AT
LEAST FIVE ITEMS.
18. YOU ASK YOUR FRIENDS IF THE LEFT HAND TURN HE JUST MADE WAS
A GOOD CHOICE OR A BAD CHOICE.
19. YOU FIND TRUE BEAUTY IN A CAN FULL OF PERFECTLY SHARPENED
PENCILS.
20. YOU ARE SECRETLY ADDICTED TO HAND SANITIZER AND FINALLY,
21. YOU UNDERSTAND INSTANTANEOUSLY WHY A CHILD BEHAVES A
CERTAIN WAY AFTER MEETING HIS OR HER PARENTS.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Our Very First Try At This

HELLO WORLD,



WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE IF WE CAN JOIN EVERYONE ELSE WITH THIS BLOG THING. WE DON'T HAVE A CLUE ON HOW TO DO THIS BUT MAYBE LITTLE BY LITTLE WE CAN DO THIS. STAY TUNED.





STEVE, KLARA, AND KRISTYNE